American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK
tails has been 8 for like 20 years
i love you even at ya worst selfie angle
Is this even safe?
It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.
jack white’s whole fucking life is a tim burton movie at all times, no matter what