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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK




tailsgif:

tails has been 8 for like 20 years


kevinxnelms:

More secrets!

kevinxnelms:

More secrets!

posted 1 hour ago via falcon-hyes · originally kevinxnelms
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titytwochainz:

i love you even at ya worst selfie angle


al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

posted 1 hour ago via 10knotes · originally godotal
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monetizeyourcat:

jack white’s whole fucking life is a tim burton movie at all times, no matter what

monetizeyourcat:

jack white’s whole fucking life is a tim burton movie at all times, no matter what

posted 1 hour ago via aimxaim · originally spacedeity
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