I was bored, so I tried to translate what 2ch thinks about Tsunku’s upcoming announcement in regards to MM’14.
If you have no idea what this is about, click here. Basically, Tsunku sent out a fax saying he’ll make this big announcement on the 22nd during an au (phone company) event.
Tsunku watched Brainstorming’s PV and read the comments in the bath. He probably read your comment while naked. Let that sink.
the ten commandments of the church of tsunku
1) thou shalt always make noises such as ‘uwaaahh’ ‘wahoo’ and others
2) thou shalt post pictures of every holy meal on facebook
3) thou shalt always take the blame
4) thou shalt always have tsunku ver of a single playing when he makes his presence on stage
5) thou shalt always keep their elephant in mint condition
6) thou shalt keep their teeth, hair and skin pristine
7) thou shalt always provide the sparkles for reina’s hair
8) thou shalt always have a niceu body body
9) thou shalt keep tsunku/makoto as a dirty little secret to avoid scandals
10) thou shalt always include ♂ when writing the lord’s name
You’d think there’d be so much tension when Tsunku and AkiP are together
but no instead you get this
So I read somewhere that Tsunku likes Girls’ Generation…