Tsunku watched Brainstorming’s PV and read the comments in the bath. He probably read your comment while naked. Let that sink.

Tsunku watched Brainstorming’s PV and read the comments in the bath. He probably read your comment while naked. Let that sink.

xdrewdrawdrawn:

the ten commandments of the church of tsunku

1) thou shalt always make noises such as ‘uwaaahh’ ‘wahoo’ and others
2) thou shalt post pictures of every holy meal on facebook
3) thou shalt always take the blame
4) thou shalt always have tsunku ver of a single playing when he makes his presence on stage
5) thou shalt always keep their elephant in mint condition
6) thou shalt keep their teeth, hair and skin pristine
7) thou shalt always provide the sparkles for reina’s hair
8) thou shalt always have a niceu body body
9) thou shalt keep tsunku/makoto as a dirty little secret to avoid scandals
10) thou shalt always include ♂ when writing the lord’s name

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pound66:

She’s my hero.

reina-anon:

You’d think there’d be so much tension when Tsunku and AkiP are together

but no instead you get this

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oosummersnowoo:

So I read somewhere that Tsunku likes Girls’ Generation…

oosummersnowoo:

So I read somewhere that Tsunku likes Girls’ Generation…

charlestheheartbreaker:

omfg little tsunku

charlestheheartbreaker:

omfg little tsunku

Whoever wonders about Tsunku’s english skills:

criticizeeverythingharopuro:

Read this old interview by IGN about Rhythm Heaven back in ‘09!

IGN: Are you fluent in English or did you have to have someone else handle the English translations for the songs?

Tsunku♂: The only English I know was what I’d learned in school, so I’m much better at reading it than speaking it. When I use English in Japanese songs, it’s always done with a dictionary in one hand.[…]

mamalovesdef:

imeige:

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!

THE WAR IS OVER